If the Gods of Tech will insist on delivering the goodies then I see it as my earthly duty to show them to you. So unbuckle your eyes and feast a while on the sight of LG’s ever-so-sexy Shine cellphone, here starring in its own promo video. Gasp at the crisp edges. Bleat at the sexy multifunction scroll wheel and glossy screen. Moisten yourself slightly at the “Additional Convenient Features”, always a pleasure to see.